That's it, I need to vent out this anger before I take it out on an innocent bystander... F**KING STUDENT B*****DING LOANS COMPANY OF W****SR, WHAT A STEAMING PILE OF VELOCERAPTOR S**T SOAKED IN P**S! JESUS F**KING CHRIST ON A UNICYCLE I'M P**SED OFF!!!




...... Right, now I've got that off my chest, allow me to explain. For the last few weeks, I've been struggling without any money. Why? My student loan hasn't gone in yet. Apparently there was a System Error, and despite the fact that they had my birth certificate FOUR YEARS AGO, the Error was like "Nope, can't accept that.". Of course, I didn't know about this until I contacted them about this. Actually, my original promblem was that, somehow, I applied to the WRONG Student Loan company, as in the one I assumed I had to contact (once again, I sat there for two weeks without money, and it was only after I asked where my money was taht they told me of my mistake).

Anywho, after I asked them, they finally sent me the right application form, the one they could've told me about in the first place. So I filled this in, and with a glimmer of hope in my eyes I sent it through the post. You can imagine how I felt when I heard about the postal strike (Kind of like this -> [link] ).

So there I sat, for the last few weeks, wondering when the hell I'd receive my loan. In fact, not only did I have to extend my overdraft to -£700, I had to take out a Provident loan for £200 AS WELL AS borrow £150 from the university to cover myself for my humongous Train2Game loan (This will be worth it when I'm up there with Shigeru Miyamoto, Peter Molyneux and Will Wright ) and my extortionate Orange Contract (£15 a month my arse).

And now, the icing on this s**tcake: after another phonecall to the Student Loan company I just recieved, they asked me for my Passport Number, Issue Date and Expiry Date. Yup, that all they asked for. Once I gave then those, three bits of info, they said I'd get my loan "shortly". After months of waiting, scraping money together, without any hint or acknowlegdement, all I had to do was to give them those three little details over the phone, which they could've easily done in the first place, and NOW, two and a half months into the semester, they finally decide I qualify for the same loan I've been getting for the last three years.....

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